Fun-nails

What if we were as tall or as short as our fingernails? Some people for really short sha o, hahaha… Imagine all those people that are forming tall, pretty and handsome will suddenly become short and sturdy and down to earth, hahaha.

Fingernails are an interesting part of our anatomy. Sometimes they describe us perfectly and at other times, they to say the least they don’t nearly begin to describe our looks.
These fingernails come in various shapes, forms and sizes. Some are very long and beautiful, others are short and broad, while the rest are plain funny. You don’t want to know the stress a good number of people go through when they’re trying to groom their fingernails.

You don’t want to know the stress a good number of people go through when they’re trying to groom their fingernails. Oddly, the people that have the funny fingernails are the ones who never take their hands off their mouth. They keep chewing on the poor lil thing and it makes me wonder what else they want from the helpless nail.

I know someone very close to my heart whose fingernails are brief. Hehehe, I marvel at the contrast everytime and it serves as a very good comic relief. So when next you’re close to your friend, check their nails. They may just hold all the laughter you seek.

No need to check mine. They’re tough and ageless. I love to keep them trim since they love to break. They seem unable to take lessons from their counterparts who are long and sparkling and soft. But who cares anyways?

19 thoughts on “Fun-nails

  • June 9, 2019 at 2:26 pm
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    hahaha
    some finger nails are so tough, they refuse to be cut with a nailcutter unless you soak them in water to get softened.
    thank God for mine sha. very fresh and good looking.

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    • June 9, 2019 at 7:06 pm
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      Lol…I know that soaking process. Not like it helps the poor nailcutter still o

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  • June 9, 2019 at 4:48 pm
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    This post stinks of bad belle.

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    • June 9, 2019 at 7:02 pm
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      Hahaha. Shey na my belle na😂😂😂😜

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  • June 9, 2019 at 8:00 pm
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    I won’t forget Deedee Bassey on dis

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    • June 9, 2019 at 8:07 pm
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      Hahaha. I remember her too. I wonder if she’s outgrown the chewing

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    • June 9, 2019 at 10:07 pm
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      Oh dear. Finger nails serve a lot of different purposes. Hunger, tension, anxiety, happiness. 😁

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      • June 10, 2019 at 4:56 am
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        Hahaha. Now I have been taught. I shall keep the lesson in mind 😂😂😂

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  • June 9, 2019 at 8:06 pm
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    Who cares anyways? as long as it’s neat. Talk about the teeth?Abeg

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    • June 9, 2019 at 8:08 pm
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      Lol…sanitarian I greet o

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  • June 9, 2019 at 8:27 pm
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    Deedee Bassey was the first person that came to my head, now i will consciously start checking out people around me now.

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    • June 9, 2019 at 8:33 pm
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      Hahaha. ..Deedee come and defend your nails ooo
      Fifi you’ll be surprised at the contrast most times. Serious comic relief I tell you

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    • June 9, 2019 at 10:08 pm
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      Sis Ify, hahaha I will surprise you.

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      • June 10, 2019 at 4:54 am
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        Hahaha. surpriser of the seven kingdoms 😂😂😂😂
        Old habits die hard o

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  • June 12, 2019 at 6:11 pm
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    My dear some people’s finger nails are really comic relief.

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    • June 12, 2019 at 7:20 pm
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      I tell you. But you’re blessed na. You wouldn’t know the struggles

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  • June 14, 2019 at 10:25 am
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    I observe people eat the nails when thinking sth out, while reading or while trying to earn concentration on a gist.

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    • June 16, 2019 at 1:51 pm
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      True that too. Different people, different reasons

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