What affects the ear, affects the weight.

That feeling when your neighbour’s gen set finally goes off and you can finally have some peace or sleep or read or just some quiet is divine.

Nigeria is a scam sometimes. I said sometimes o. See our power sector nagha? Like me now I’ve not had light for a whole week….I know some people will say theirs is even worse yen yen yen. No worry, no need for the worsest-ness comparison. The thing bad be sae e bad.

But seriously, help your neighbour. How can you run your noisy gen all day and still have the balls to continue through the night? Naonly you come this life come enjoy? Gen that won’t even let you the owner sleep in peace o.

Oga help us na. Please. Consider the less privileged in deep sleep matters mbok. How can someone even add flesh with this level of noise ehn? Stop looking at me like that jor. Or have you not heard that what affects the ear, affects the weight?

This two days holiday, place your hands on your chest and repeat after me: I will be considerate. I will not run my gen all day and night. I will let my neighbour add small flesh.

Now that we’re done with our declarations, shall we jointly pronounce that power distribution companies shall supply us energy all day!

Otherwise, we’ll explore the green energy option.

In the meantime, let me go and turn on my gen. My battery is almost out. Hehehe….

6 thoughts on “What affects the ear, affects the weight.

    • June 4, 2019 at 5:24 am
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      This kyn lafta ehn, i hope you made that solemn declaration.😂😂😂

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  • June 4, 2019 at 6:31 am
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    😂 😂
    Hope your own Gen is not noisy too

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    • June 4, 2019 at 6:55 am
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      Hehehe. Not at all. New noiseless gen lai this. Gen will give you a run for your money

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  • June 6, 2019 at 4:01 pm
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    My neighbour’s nagging wife na another big gen we’re dey disturb me o. I wonder if I pour her a bucket of water from my freezer, she will simmer down. Yesterday, I almost asked her of she is a lister generator, before I woke up from the sleep.
    I hate noise like mad.
    Icebloggers, do you advice I use ear muff?

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    • June 6, 2019 at 4:36 pm
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      Lol…I fear ear muffs May not suffice. Generator noise got nothing on this one and even the coldest water from the deepest part of your freezer may not be able to cool this fury. Hell’s gate has been opened upon thee brother

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